Words and Phrases Banned
The “woke-sters” at the University of Michigan have a list of words and phrases that they want banned. Don’t these people ever go to class? The list is from the University’s Information and Technology Services Words Matter Task Force. Words must be a tenacious opponent and more dangerous than one would think, as the term task force is one that I would normally associate with Admiral Halsey in the Pacific in 1944-45. This academic “take no prisoners” hit squad has deemed the words man and men possibly offensive to some people. Apparently, the word “people” is not on the list – yet. Wonder what the vaunted Michigan football team will substitute for “men?” “Let’s go, persons” just doesn’t do it.
If you happen to enjoy a brown bag lunch you ain’t “woke.” What you should be eating is “lunch and learn.” Doesn’t that sound appetizing? Going on a picnic? Not now, you’re going to a “gathering.”
One wonders how these expressions and other words and phrases made the list. Is this the product of someone’s really bad hang over? Did someone trip over a manhole and decide that memory was too much, an intestinal bug after a picnic? The process, if that’s what it is called, isn’t explained. Nor are the word assassins identified by name, number or qualification. I wonder if they include this word-killing exercise on their resumes. Do they vote on what must go, or is one thumbs down [thumbs up is banned] a death sentence?
To quote George Orwell, “If thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.” Or to paraphrase Jason Whitlock, an African-American sports journalist and radio personality, if you control language you control thought. If we allow the Information and Technology Services Words Matter Task Force at The University of Michigan to control our language and thus our thoughts, we are definitely in need of another banned phrase, a “sanity check.’’